You better do better than the other doctors I’ve seen. I’m pretty fed up with the rigamarole I’ve been put through. Oh, yeah, I’m Hayden. Nice to meet you, doc.
I’ve seen several docs now about this terrible abdominal pain. I’ve had lab tests, CT scans, and exams. They all say it’s quote unremarkable findings unquote. There is no cyst, no obstruction, no infection, and no apparent cause for the pain! There is no cause found but I’m still in terrible pain!
So I looked it up on the internet and I figured out for myself that it was my gallbladder. I told my doc I needed to have it removed. But they said I didn’t. That it wasn’t the problem!
So, a few days later, I goes to the ER, cuz like I said, the pain wasn’t going away. And they sent me home a couple hours later, again saying I’m medically cleared.
Before I left, I demanded to have my gallbladder or appendix removed right away or surgery to figure the cause. But that quack ER doc refused so I left.
So I took care of it myself. Stuck a knife in my stomach myself. That got the doctor’s attention! … Sort of. Didn’t stick it in far enough and they just patched it up. Refused me surgery again.
What’s a guy hafta do to get the doctors to help me out?